Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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