so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
please come you make the beer taste better
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
smell my finger.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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