if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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