I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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