i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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