You really coming over, don't trick.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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