Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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