4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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