brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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