When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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