If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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