Duck Duck Cougar?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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