I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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