So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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