Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
