omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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