Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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