Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Panties = found
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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