My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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