You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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