i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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