yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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