I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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