singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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