She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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