im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Randomize
