if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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