Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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