I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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