Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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