guys are not supposed to queef...right?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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