dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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