I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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