do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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