I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
only you would photoshop your dick
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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