he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Randomize
