when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
God, you're like boner-b-gone
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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