Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Boobs speak an international language.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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