But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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