Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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