How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Randomize
