i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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