gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Randomize
