you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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