chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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