Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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