She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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