yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
where am i from again
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
