About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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