i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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